Does the Dog Die?

A Film With Me In It (2008).

I like in movies when something horrible happens and you should immediately call the police but instead call a friend or something. Mostly because I’m positive that’s what I would do. As evidenced by the time I got in an automobile accident that ended up totaling my car and I texted someone about it once I was pulled over to the side of the road.

Total Dogs: 1.

Surviving Dogs: 0.

Also internet: you are never allowed to tell me David O’Doherty’s relationship status so my crush on him can last forever. Do you hear me?! NEVER!